joe_the_first's Xanga

Monday, September 18, 2006

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:29:55 GMT

Ok, ummmmmmmmm

I sold out and got a myspace. That's why I haven't updated. Anyway, here it is.

www.myspace.com/joe_the_first

get a myspace.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:01:59 GMT

Im gonna be gone for a few days.

another camp.

see ya.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:24:13 GMT

why the hell does the devil play a golden fiddle?

that must sound like crap.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:15:28 GMT

im gonna try to start updating again.

even if i have nothing to say.

like now.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:34:11 GMT

I know that I havent updated much, and I dont have much of an excuse. I've been sleeping. Ever since I have had free time, I have slept in every day. And I love sleep. I love sleep so much, that sleep is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:44:53 GMT

I am back from yet another summer activity, and I finally have some down time.

But Im not going to spend that time here.

See you when I'm bored.

-Joe-

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:55:53 GMT

Wow. I was away for a while.

anyway, a brief review of my summer so far. New York was fun (china town rocks). Simpsons was hilarious last night (Homer got fired again). Got an X box (not a 360). saw two celebrities (Julia Roberts and some guy from ER.) Had two sleepovers and a party (none at my house). Going to camp on Sunday (coming back on friday). Went to the moon (not much scenery, but nicer than mercury. that place sucks) and my new band went platinum (heavy metal band called Defecation. Available at your local Walmart. I rock the keyboard.) I also posted some bullsh*t on xanga.

(the moon thing and the band thing are lies. The rest is true.)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Tue, 23 May 2006 03:04:01 GMT

I have done it. I have spent seven straight hours in my own room, an amazing stunt in itself. And now, for the big finale! As I said, I will now hold my breath for 80 seconds straight, shattering the world record! (give or take 7 minutes and five seconds). So, live from my room, I will begin. GO!

5 seconds...

10 seconds...

20 seconds...

30 seconds...

60 seconds...

78 79 80!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made it!!! I held my breath for 80 seconds!

Take THAT David Blaine.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sun, 21 May 2006 21:02:07 GMT

I was inspired by David Blain's stunt. He spent seven days in a human fish tank, and then, as his finale, attempted to hold his breath for 8 minutes. This inspired me to do my own stunt. So, starting tomorrow at 4:00, I will spend seven hours in my room, and then, as my finale, will hold my breath for 80 seconds! Will I make it? tune in tomorrow at 11:00 (or somewhere around there) to see!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Fri, 19 May 2006 01:14:20 GMT

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